my fucking heart
He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK
learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing
like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”
I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage
Why does nick cage have two pairs of sunglasses tho????
Just don’t question it.
Never question Nicholas Cage or he will cage you.
- Guy on snapchat: send a sexy pic
- Me: i dont do sexy pics but..selfie?
- Guy: you're cute take your top off
- Me: hb nah?
- Guy: *blocks me*
- Me: aight
best response to a sexist boyfriend
If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.
I love this film so damn much
ex-boyfriend is trying to hook me up with some girl he knows…wut
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.